Your Purse is Vibrating!
Seeing as everyone gets a kick – should I say a buzz – from my vibrator series of posts, some more have been requested! I aim to please and thoroughly entertain so let me locate some fresh batteries to insert into the commentary!
Who can still remember back to when cell phones did not vibrate? They were large, solid, chunky and not too easy to carry on one’s person. They could be used in hand to hand combat and could stun anyone with mere swipe of the wrist! When launched at someone… the blow could be fatal!
It just struck me as amusing that we all have vibrating pockets, pouches, and handbags but have forgotten the days when that was not the case. It is something we are all just take for granted. I have my cell phone set to vibrate first and ring later! Yes I know, rather kinky but I prefer to not offend the masses with my ringtone.
What can be more irritating than a silly ringtone on maximum cacophony? Put your cell phone on vibrate and stick it where we can’t hear it!
PS: my DSL line is still working intermittently so can someone PLEASE get Telkom to understand this urgency? My minions… erm fans are waiting!
